If that's all that's been botherin' you, ferget it. You're drinkin' homemade moonshine, and washin' with homemade lye soap. "green enough to stick in the ground and grow.". Granny: That there fella's from the peetroleum company. "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" is the theme song for the television series The Beverly Hillbillies and the later movie of that name, providing the introductory story for the series. I gnawed the stump so it'd look like a BEAVER done it! Justin Addison: You mean Hurricane Daisy? The answer to the question "is it a type of English" is definitely "yes". Throughout history, social workers who thought they'd help the mountain people often found themselves chased out of their cabins at the point of a shotgun. BRAIN like his! Pulled down his zipper, whipped out his worm, And out from his worm came a bubblin' sperm. Pert near cut in two by death rays, handcuffed to atom bombs, have iron hats throwed at 'em, but they wouldn't hold still for switchin'. Are you the weatherman? She set the cabin on fire. Daisy Moses: One quarter? Grits an' Possum Gravy: Would you eat it? What is your connection with him? Your plumb shuttin' off the blood to my leg. Jed Clampett: Well thank you very kindly. Set a spell, Take your shoes off. There's gonna be a fight. Mr. Pinckney: I shall fight you in the drawing room, I shall fight you in the bed chambers, I shall fight you in the kitchen, and I shall so bear myself that if Arthur Pinckney and his fame last for a thousand years, men will still say, This was his finest hour. Do you think you can dig the slang that "Shelly" is spewing? Jethro Bodine: Hot dog! The. Jed Clampett: There's the best reason of all. I went down to the slue to shoot one, but just as I cut loose, that little varmint skedaddled, and oil come a oozin' outa that slue just like sorghum out of a leaky hog trough. She also recorded a few minor country records during the '70s and '80s. Dr. Martin: I'm sure you can, but what about Granny? A banjo-dominated sequence occurs between verses and as the ending fade-out. scene from The Beverly Hillbillies Lyrics for "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song - Closing credits Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin. While every effort has been made to follow citation style rules, there may be some discrepancies. Jethro: I did Ma. Epps is a stereotypical bearded Beatnik hipster in a dirty sweatshirt similar to Maynard G. Krebs from "Dobie Gillis". Dean Cromwell: [Jed is asked to give an acceptance speech upon receiving his honorary degree] You have an inspirational success story for those young people. man using hillbilly slang in the backwoods, Jamie Carroll / iStock / Getty Images Plus, Paul_Brighton / iStock / Getty Images Plus. [Elly's chimp pulls out a gun]. She said business was good and the hotel was full of traveling salesmen. If youre interested in learning more about terminology specific to particular geographic areas, spend some time exploring Canadian slang by region. Granny: Is she gittin' a hold of herself, Jed? It was followed by two other Henning-inspired "country cousin" series on CBS: Petticoat Junction, and its spin-off Green Acres, which reversed the rags-to-riches, country-to-city model of The Beverly Hillbillies. Not too bad.I havent seen that episode in a long time. Granny: When I was a girl back in Tennessee, I set so many boys hearts on fire, that they took to callin' that neck of the woods the Smoky Mountains. Jed Clampett: You know the Sibley sodbuster do you? My cousin Elly May commenced workin' there today. 3 Must See Episodes | February 27 - March 5. Jane Hathaway: Most places do something for their employees at this time of year. What tape did Mark have that he was keeping a secret? Not only does it work, but its so potent that the truck literally shoots off like a rocket the second Jethro starts the engine. He hopes to get rid of them when they can't pay their rent but they find a new a sponsor: Jed Clampett. The Ballad of Jed Clampett. Jed Clampett: I mean one fourth of all I got. Milburn Drysdale: Measure him up for a vestito nuovo [new suit] . Goodbye dear. Jethro Bodine: Hot diggety dog! Hillbillies are excellent at coming up with unusual and interesting ways to describe distances. I'd like to talk to you about using our facilities as a repository for some of your enormous reserves. Hawthornes article might have been the first time that a yankee publication in New York published an article about hillbillies, but the word, culture and corresponding slang existed long before he decided to tell the tale. Cousin Pearl Bodine: Jed, how can you even ask? Right here, you'll find a big O list of hillbilly sayings and slang: iza gonna go get me sompim i beback My tongue twisted around my eye teeth and I couldn't see what I was saying! Jed Clampett: Granny's just tryin' to get back at me fer spoilin' her scrap with Mrs. Drysdale. The stereotype of hillbillies as being poor and socially backward might have elicited snickers among people in other regions (who naturally thought themselves of a higher social class than those backwoods hill dwelling hicks), but hillbillies were also noted for their independence and self-reliance. Milburn Drysdale: How are things at the Clampetts? Granny: Lets see her cook where I'm gonna [Granny pushes Cousin Pearl into the ceement pond]. Subscribe to our newsletter for new stories, tips & events. One kiss and she spills the beans. The Beverly Hillbillies Season 8 Episode 20 Three Day Reprieve. Mr. Cushing's a single man. 44 on the pop charts on Feb. 9, 1963. Jed Clampett: Well doggies! "The Beverly Hillbillies" had no taint of controversy that led to its demise -- rather, the show was a victim of the so-called "rural purge" of the early 1970s. Do Not Sell My Information CA Residents. When the cameras are switched back to a closeup, they're back talking to Sheldon by the stairs. Elly May Clampett: Well ain't nobody can tame her. Countess Maria: You know, I think I'm in love with you. Jane Hathaway: You're leaving the Clampetts? Jane Hathaway: Chief, I am a highly skilled executive secretary, I'm not paid to do housework. She's mad about me. 3 Must See Episodes | February 27 - March 5. To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web browser that Watch Sundays starting Watch 2 full hours of All in the Family Sundays at 8P | 7C. Encyclopaedia Britannica's editors oversee subject areas in which they have extensive knowledge, whether from years of experience gained by working on that content or via study for an advanced degree. She's about two girls and a HALF! Jane Hathaway: [admiring Jethro] That boy is like a magnificent lighthouse - tall, strong, and sturdy. Granny: You better git away with this one before your Pa sees it. With pockets full of money, he packs up his family and heads to Beverly Hills, Calif. (Swimming pools / Movie stars), although he and the rest of his family never lose their sense ofSouthern hospitality., Louise Scruggs, Earl Scruggs wife, told NPR that Paul Henning, who wrote the song and created the sitcom, approached the men to perform on The Ballad of Jed Clampett., He called and wanted Earl and Lester to do the theme music, she says. Granny: And how do we do that, Mr. Sixth-Grade Graduate? The popular sitcom "The Beverly Hillbillies" was canceled due to the fallout from a controversial scene. Now we ask you: Which of these would you eat? Also integral to the show were the Drysdales, the Clampetts snobby, aristocratic neighbours, whose civilized attitudes and behaviour put them in sharp comic contrast with the uncivilized, rural manners of the Clampetts and fueled much of the shows humour, as well as Mr. Drysdales no-nonsense secretary, Miss Jane Hathaway (Nancy Kulp). When the cameras are momentarily switched to a long shot, Milburn and Jane can be seen dancing with the beatniks. And the video had a segment of Jeds mountain metaphors that I enjoyed so much, I have to note them for you. Milburn Drysdale: Just this morning I said to myself, 'Milburn, you've got to give those loyal employees of yours a Christmas bonus.'. The song was composed by Paul Henning, and recorded first by bluegrass musicians Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs, with Lester Flatt singing. He needs rent money ("green, bread, lettuce to feed the kitty") from the Clampetts but, once again they are confused by his slang-filled expressions and take him literally. Jethro: [Jed and Jehtro are discussing a "fast" girl back in the hills] Uncle Jed, she handed me a big old sugar cookie, looked at me and said, "Jehtro, if you had a choice between that cookie and me, which one would you take". Jethro Bodine: Uncle Jed, I decided I ain't gonna be a brain surgeon. It stayed at #1 for 2 years. Cousin Pearl Bodine: I told you to take it up to Granny's bedroom. So I says, "I reckon she's lonely, I'm glad we come.". [Elly's chimp signs] I don't think the company would accept your signature. I got some bad news for ya. Jed Clampett: [while asking about Beverly Hills] Is 'Tom Mix there? Performed by Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs, The Ballad of Jed Clampett became the opening and closing theme for the CBS sitcom that aired from 1962 to 1971. Some of the Public Domain episodes of the show have "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" replaced with a generic theme song for copyright reasons. [2] It was later included on an album, Hard Travelin. Country folk might say they are "too big for their britches" or "high cotton". We just started tracking her. I bet you can't even find my still. Were these Happy Days characters or actual presidential candidates? Jethro Bodine: That's the truth. Trending. Jed Clampett: Duke, I know it's askin' a heap, but if you can pull yer eyes open fer a minute, yonder is somethin' you don't see every day, a girl playin' ball with a monkey and a bobcat watchin'. I'm gonna set this world on fire! Not only is The Beverly Hillbillies in syndication, but artists such as Bla Fleck and Weird Al Yankovic have even covered the song. And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in. Anything excitin'? Then I hit her with them three little words: Kiss my foot! Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Jed, I've been trying to tell you something in a subtle manner and I'm getting nowhere with it. Let's take them back to their home and see how the whole thing started. Jed Clampett: i cain't just take my money outa Mr. Drysdale's bank without a good reason. Shorty Kellems: Then I offered her a $200 profit and she still said no. Jethro Bodine: You keep kissin', I'll think of somethin'. People eat just about everything on a pig, Pickled pigs feet and chitlins are sold in the grocery store. Daisy Moses: What was it he called that big crawdad? Why Dad was an MIT PHD. Not everyone knows what a hillbilly is, so some might not get the context of the nonstandard terminology that youre using. Shorty Kellems: Yep. Hundreds of Auction Advertisements for Ohio, Pennsylvania and West Virginia. supports HTML5 video, Personalize MeTV.com to follow your favorite shows, Shop your favorite shows in the MeTV Store, Granny (Irene Ryan) was always cooking something up on, The following 20 dishes are vittles actually mentioned on. He hopes to get rid of them when they can't pay their rent but they find a new a sponsor: Jed Clampett.Mr. Sign up for our weekly newsletters and get: By signing in, you agree to our Terms and Conditions Jed Clampett: Well, come on. 25 Feb/23. Jethrine Bodine: And Granny told me to take it outside. Lionel Messi. Jethro Bodine: I'm courtin' you. I poured Chinese Restaurant Tea from the bargain Fiesta ware teapot that I found last fall at our church rummage sale. Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Listen, to get these peasants to move, I'd dance the Watusi with a keg of nitroglycerin. They tend to like NASCAR and beer, shooting the breeze (or shooting guns), and they're just plain old "good ol' boys.". Jed Clampett: Well you see, Jethro's your cousin and that puts Jethro and her in the same well, never mind. Cousin Pearl Bodine: I happen to be on the sunny side of 45. Jethro Bodine: That was Mrs. Drysdale. Cousin Pearl Bodine: Jethro, I told you to get rid of them worn-out brakes. Can't no boy love TWO girls. Jed Clampett: I grant you all that Mr. Addison, but she's still my mother in law. Elly May Clampett: That was Lobster Thermidor. Jed Clampett: Elly could waste away a good bit and still be ahead of Miss Jane. Daisy Moses: I'll give you plenty of reason. Jed Clampett: Wasn't too bad after Granny dumped the grits in it. Jed Clampett: [about Johnny Poke] The boy used to lay around the cabin so much, his Ma had to dust him. Its not unusual for rural slang to develop. It definitely includes some unique twists on individual terms. If they aren't really rich but act like they are I hear "hillbilly rich" used - example is a person with a $40K car and $20K home. During Bill Clinton's presidential administration, Saturday Night Live staged a spoof of the song, substituting Clinton's name for Jed Clampett's and changing the destination from Beverly Hills to the White House.[6]. Jed Clampett: I know it don't sound like much, but Mr. Brewster seemed to set great store by the fact he's going to pay me in some new kind of dollar. You probably didnt receive specific instructions. Jed Clampett: I'm tellin' you Granny, you don't have to worry no more about Pearl comin' in your kitchen. People tend to confuse hillbillies with rednecks, and although there can be some overlap (some hillbillies are rednecks and some rednecks are hillbillies, but a person doesnt necessarily identify as both), both groups tend to correct you very quickly if you make the mistake of assuming they're all alike. Jed Clampett: [remembering a time Granny broke her hip on the ice] The poor woman was limpin' fer two days. Jed Clampett: I love you both equal an it'd pleasure me if you'd shake hands. [Duke looks up and then goes back to sleep] Sorry old timer, I reckon what you was dreamin' had it beat. [Jed looks confused]. Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Have you guessed what it is I've been trying to tell you? Elly May Clampett: But Granny, they ain't varmints, they is my critters! Lawrence Chapman: [takes the phone] Hello Janie baby. Daisy Moses: I still say that ain't hill country shootin'. ", Sonny Drysdale, "I find the notion completely repugnant.". The Beverly Hillbillies - 8x20 - Three Day Reprieve. Granny, "How do you feel about getting married, settling down, and raising a family? Goat tastes like lamb, I've eaten it and it's delicious if someone knows how to cook it.