Crash Davis Beats the hell out of working at Sears., 18. In the show, everybody can hit a fastball! The setup: Nukes first game is in the books, and manager Joe Skip Riggins and coach Larry Hockett talk about it after the contest ends. I got a Porsche already; I got a 911 with a quadrophonic Blaupunkt. Beats the hell out of working at Sears. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us. You could look it up. Annie Savoy, 4. That's good; when you get in a fight with a drunk you don't hit him with your pitching hand. Someone else carries your bags. Hey. Nuke: My interviews? Crash Davis Youre going to have to study them. Bob's Burgers (2011) - S09E02 The Taking of Funtime One Two Three. [exasperated] : Write this down: "We gotta play it one day at a time.". The design became the most famous trademark in the world. Here are some more 'Bull Durham' quotes. Huh? Next one might be at your head. It's not whether you win or lose. Boy, I once worked there. We need a live is it a live rooster? Annie: You most certainly did. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Crash, to the pitcher: Throw that s again, meat. And this is my list, so this makes the Top 10. Release Dates Crash Davis Repair these losses, and be a blessing to . You know, calm her down., Nuke LaLoosh: Im just talking about one time., Crash Davis: If you give in now, you might start losing. What the hell was that? : Write this down. Romance is a lot like baseball. Nasty work. Some days, "Bull Durham." Ballparks are like cathedrals. No, don't think, Meat, just give him the gas. Crash: Hey, why you shaking me off? Larry: Lollygaggers. If Im being honest, I dont have one favorite baseball movie. Crash: I told him a player on a streak has to respect the streak. And even before I worked here, I had a subscription as a kid. In addition, he hit the sportswriters, the public-address announcer, the bull mascottwicealso new league records. He said, "Hit 'em where they ain't.". As an Amazon Associate, Kidadl earns from qualifying purchases. Its, like, better than losing. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Joe Reardon No. This guys a first-ball fastball hitter. Bring it. Kidadl is supported by you, the reader. Annie: and, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other. CRASH From what I hear you couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a slingshot EBBY Don't try me. How come you don't like me? Crash Davis What do I got to do? I want you. Skip: Its a miracle. Cmon, right in the chest., Crash Davis: Cmon, Meat. Strikeouts are boring. Crash Davis Crash: If you give in now, you might start losing. Larry: Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here? Its a simple game! Bull Durham is all about the fans and players of the Durham Bulls, a minor-league baseball team tucked away in North Carolina. Crash Davis You got a Hall-of-Fame arm, but you're pissing it away. Its time to work on your interviews. Performed by dith Piaf. Apologies). When you get in a fight with a drunk you don't hit him with your pitching hand., 14. 5. Crash: Cmon, Meat. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more. Im Crash Davis, your new catcher, and you just got lesson number one. I just LOVED that they included him in this movie and even gave him a couple of lines. Crash: Good. : [to the batter] Did you hit me with your right hand or did you hit me with your left? I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. Hope I can help the ball club. I want to give him the heat and announce my presence with authority! When I finished, I would have definitely told you thats my favorite. My left. It's how you play the game. Cmon, bring it. You know what that makes you? : 'Course it's boring, that's the point. Thats not bad. I quit, all right? Another player: Theyre really, hot, huh?Why its the best: Crash tells these guys about the dream, and that horny bastards only response is the girls are hot, huh? Sheesh. Nuke: You are. : : Annie tells him to take them off, but he doesnt want to. Courtesy of EMI-Pathe Marconi. ( yada yada yada ) : Youre going to have to know them. Just relax. 'Bull Durham': Ranking the 37 best quotes from the classic baseball movie, Ranking the best lines from "The Sandlot", What if? Yeah? Your place or mine? She is inspired by Kevin Costners speech about things he believes in. You got it. What do I got to do?, Crash Davis: Youre gonna have to learn your cliches. Crash Davis We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. Because they dont happen very often. Bat boy: Get a hit, Crash! Dont try to strike everybody out. But bad trades are part of baseballnow, who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for Gods sake? you get a dying quail, just one more dying quail a week and youre in Yankee Stadium. Annie Savoy He took a liking to the bull on the trademark and ordered the printer to put a Durham bull on the label. Skip, the manager, tells him they want Crash, a veteran catcher, to mentor bonus baby Ebby LaLoosh, a right-handed pitcher with an arm capable of reaching the majors. Relax, all right? Crash: Im too old for this s. : This does not influence our choices. Crash: Are you out of your mind? Love Ain't No Triple Play. Ump: Dont bump me! Crash Davis 10 Min Read. Besides that, theyre fascist. : Ump: Well, you missed the tag. Because it doesn't work that way, you fool! Crash feels he did nothing wrong. The American game. Its arrogance, not ignorance., 19. Crash: Well, I believe in the soul, the (yada yada yada), the small of a womans back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. And the boy soon to be known as Nuke, pretending to be interested in Annies interests, just cracks me up. : Annie: I looked up your records. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? You know you never handle your luggage in the show? You hung an 0 and 2 curve ball in a 3-2 game in the bottom of the 8th and I tattooed it over the Michelin Tire sign and beat you 4-3. She trusts everything will work out and just goes with her guts; she is an example of a truly empowered woman. Time out. I've been known on occasion to howl at the moon. You can keep going to the ballpark, and keep getting paid to do it. When you get in a fight with a drunk, you dont hit him with your pitching hand. Crash Davis, 26. : Instead of punching, Crash challenges the rookie to throw a baseball at him. Crash relents, but tells the hitter whats coming. At the time of filming, the Durham Bulls were a high single-A affiliate of the Atlanta Braves, while Bluefield was the Appalachian League (rookie) affiliate of the Baltimore Orioles. Crash, thinking: Alright, hes gonna throw the deuce now. Have you heard of Walt Whitman? He's shaking me off. Why, there are laws we don't understand that bring us together and tear us apart. "I. Ballparks are like cathedrals.. Annie: No, honey, I said Nuke. EBBY I'd kill ya. : What are you swinging at the breaking ball for? Sold Lady Kenmores. He hops up to Crashs seat on the bus. ( yada yada yada ) I got a Porsche already; I got a 911 with a quadrophonic Blaupunkt. You gotta play this game with fear and arrogance. Its great. Crash Davis Nuke (LaLoosh) is known as a pitcher with a million-dollar arm, but a five-cent head , who has the potential to join the major league. Just brilliant script writing. Charlie, here comes the deuce. Crash Davis Arent I pretty? Crash: And you, Larry Hockett, should recognize me, because five years ago in the Texas League, you were pitching for El Paso, I was hitting cleanup for Shreveport. Can't you even let me enjoy the moment? I got a Porsche already. Don't try to strike everybody out. : You got it. : July 14, 2014. Call me a cocksucker again, and you're outta here. Bull Durham, in so many ways, reminds us of lifes fickleness, so dont ever take anything for granted! Anyway, this was an incredibly difficult labor of love. Twenty-one greatest days of my life. And, Hollywood. Nuke: Got to play thats pretty boring, you know? Kinda depends on which one Ive watched most recently. Quote Ambition is your source for quotes. What do you believe in, then? Im figuring Im just gonna cave in and sleep with her. Bull Durham movie clips: http://j.mp/1xdA73xBUY THE MOVIE: https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/bull-durham-1988/MMVC3C1750A60B27DB1F5A4804D724146A54?cm. Quick bat, quick bat. Nuke: Yeah, you said Crash. Crash: You what? : Crash Davis You believe that s? Annie: I know!. Well, f this fing game. Hit them where they live. Manage Settings What do you think? : For one extraordinary June and July, the Durham Bulls began playing baseball with joy and verve and poetry. Annie Savoy, Larry Hockett: Another new league record. William " Wee Willie" Keeler was a right fielder in Major League Baseball who played from 1892 to 1910. After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. These are the ground rules. So how does it feel to get your first professional win? Bull Durham (1988) clip with quote Hit 'em where they ain't! Crash Davis Oh fine. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Im the guy driving the Porsche.Why its the best: I like to think the South Park guys channeled Nuke here a bit with their Cartman character and his obsession with showing his authority. Had a gun on him tonight. Twenty-one greatest days of my life. Crash Davis Skip: Even if it is the Carolina League, this is a chance to play every day! Clubhouse reporter The world is made for people who arent cursed with self-awareness. Annie Savoy, 3. Shelton credits Hollywood studios at the time for being more freewheeling and less concerned about the overseas market, where baseball in particular doesn't sell. I just want to be. : And don't hold the ball so hard, OK? I think most BrandSource members could probably learn not one, but two lessons from old Wee Willie when it comes to running their . Cmon, rook. The hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains. Crash Davis, 22. Hes back in Durham, on Annies porch. You want a stable pony., Crash Davis: My Triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold the flavor of the months dick in the bud leagues? : Here are some baseball related 'Bull Durham' quotes. You know you never handle your luggage in the show? I got him! Annie: Of course Im trying to seduce you, for Gods sake! creative tips and more. Youve got it. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. : But you don't respect the game, and that's my problem. Hit them where they ain't. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Everyone has their own problem. Ryan Fagan, the national MLB writer for The Sporting News, has been a Baseball Hall of Fame voter since 2016. Crash Davis The rose goes in the front, big guy., 24. move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Music by Charles Dumont. Well, fuck this fucking game! Go get 'em, boys! Crash: Yeah? The setup: Crash hit his dinger in Asheville and immediately retired. Winston-Salem. Skip: He struck out 18. Lets get down to it. Bull Durham is a 1988 comedy about a fan (who has an affair with one minor-league baseball player each season) that meets an up-and-coming pitcher and the experienced catcher assigned to him. Annie: Oh my. Find the exact Yup. Now we have got a 12-day road trip starting tomorrow. Its great. Crash Davis Crash calls for a curveball, multiple times, and Nuke shakes him off each time. He did know. : You know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is? Youre pushing it! You can hit this s. Hi, Im Karen, a content curator and writer for Quote Ambition; Im also a marketing and advertising professional. I told him. The setup: Another team bus incident. Crash: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. It's a long season and you gotta trust it. [Crash waves back] [pause] : Fear and ignorance., Crash Davis: No. Nuke: How? Hell of a guy. However, if you think that the movie focuses only on games and training, you're wrong. Crash: No, just no. Dont think. Crash Davis Ump: I did not spit on you! : Nuke: To announce my presence with authority! Cullinane: Its time to tell it like it is, sports fans. So Skip throws a bunch of baseball bats into the shower and screams at everyone to get in there. Youre trying to seduce me! Nah. 21. Share the best GIFs now >>> : Skip: You guy, you lollygag the ball around the infield. : Crash Davis Ebby Calvin LaLoosh (Swings and misses for strike three)Why its the best: Just great insight into whats going on in a batters head. If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. Baby ducks are cute, I hate cute! (Foul ball) Larry Crash: No! Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : We need a live is it a live rooster? I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Your shower shoes have fungus on them. Just a happy coincidence.). Hope I can help the ball club. Larry Well, he really hit the shit outta that one, didn't he? Crash tells Skip the way to get the players attention is to scare em. : [to himself] : Oops. You know what Im saying? The setup: Nukes like a little puppy, so happy to be experiencing success finally and happy to be on a winning streak. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I hate cute! Crash: Im just happy to be here. Baby ducks are cute. Crash, thinking: Alright now, here we go. Crash Davis The design became the most famous trademark in the world. Throw it. Crash: You dont respect yourself, which is your problem. Ballparks are like cathedrals. Crash Davis: [exasperated] No. Nuke: Oh yeah? Write it down. Ump: Youre pushing it, buddy. The kid he mentored is going to be living Crashs dream, and hes wallowing in a little self-pity. Lyrics by Michel Vaucaire. : The hotels all have room service and the women all have long legs and brains. And hes throwing a brilliant game, the best of his career to that point. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Hes a Mayan Indian. Crash Davis: Hit me in the chest with that., Crash Davis: Yeah? : The setup: Were starting this list with the end of the movie, the final line of Annies narration. There are many things to love about Bull Durham, but its quotes and dialogues are one of the main reasons. 1. Ump: Safe! Annie Savoy Crash Davis CRASH Throw it. That was great, huh? Crash Davis (Kevin Costner, showcasing his Midwestern charm) is a perennial Minor Leaguer assigned to the Durham Bulls, a hapless team with a long tradition of mediocrity. : Crash Davis Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but it's also a job., 22. *Hey*! Come on, dazzle me. I should have thrown a slider. [still laughing] Ill run ya. When you were a baby, the gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. Is that it? Check your inbox for your latest news from us. Women never get lured. Crash Davis Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Nuke: Crash? Got to play it's pretty boring. Man, that ball got out of here in a hurry. : Click stars Its time to work on your interviews., Nuke LaLoosh: My interviews? Dad was echoing the words of Wee Willie Keeler, the smallest man in the history of baseball. You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club. Annie Savoy: Cute? Far and away. I told him that a player on a streak has to respect the streak. : Youre Sears and Roebuck material. You don't want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony. I believe in the Church of Baseball. Fear and ignorance. (walks out, then back in) Its basically a venting session. Beats the hell out of workingat Sears. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Ump: You missed him! Boy, I once worked there. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh After all, well learn about lifes disappointments through Crash Davis and womens empowerment through Annie Savoy. : I'm too old for this shit. The setup: Nuke and the team are on a winning streak, and Nuke attributes this to Annies idea rechanneling his sexual energy onto the field. Crash, a friend of Maxs, sends over a couple of drinks to their table. Some days, Id say its "Major League." You know why? : Bus leaves six in the morning., 15. Besides that, they're fascist. Nuke: I aint pissing it away. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh 40 Major League Quotes on Baseball and Teamwork, 50 A League of Their Own Quotes on Resolve & Courage, 30 The Iron Giant Quotes on Friendship & Self-Determination. Crash Davis: I got a lot of time to hear your theories. moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. This is utterly fucking hopeless. No. Annie: Now, I want you to breathe through your eyelids? Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco, also known as "Genuine Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco," was a brand of loose-leaf tobacco manufactured by W.T. I ranked everything before I put actual numbers on the list. When Nuke gets back from a road trip, she turns on the charm. I believe in the sweet spot,opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve.. That means if you get just one extra flare a week, just one; A gork, a groundballyou get a groundball with eyesyou get a dying quailjust one more dying quail a week, and you're in Yankee Stadium.